i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days
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diamond
the word you’re looking for is diamond
Diamonds are overpriced and far too common. Hand-forge a ring. Etch a script into it. Use it to ensnare the world leaders and take over the world.
There are literally two trilogies telling you why that is a bad idea
Today this girl in class looked different because she had straightened her hair and I told her it was so pretty and straight and she goes “unlike me”. So me thinking that she has bad self esteem, I say “don’t say that. You’re pretty.” To which she replies “oh no, im pretty. I’m just not straight.” And I shit you not my stomach still hurts from laughing too hard.
Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.
Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my whole ever.
I snorted.
I am QUITTING animation forever because I will never make anything as hilarious and cute as this.
hey there delilah what’s it like in new york city i’m a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do
i installed a camera in your room
i’m watching you
Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.
Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my whole ever.
I snorted.
IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT
BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT
for a second there i thought you were talking about testicles omg
that ring is too small to be a lady gaga engagement ring. SHES NOT SOME HOOKER FROM THE STREETS SIR, YOU NEED TO FUCKING BUY HER THE GODDAMN FAMILY JEWELS JESUS.
fjak;lsedjfk;lkj ;ksljJF;ALSDJFLK; JD;LKFAJSL SHE DISERVES A FUCKING DIAMOND MINEEEE NOT SOME TINY LITTLE SPECK
Really cute story
- boy: hey
- girl doesn’t say anything
- boy: i really like u
- girl doesn’t say anything
- boy: ok, i love u
- girl still isn’t sayin nothin!
- boy: and i never wanna let u go
- girl remains silence..
- boy kisses girl
- boy eats girl
- girl was doritos the whole time
Please, someone do this? Pretty pretty pretty PRETTY please? I’ll love you forever, and do it back. <3
o1. tell me the truth, what made you start liking the person you like right now?
o2. what on your body is hurting or bothering you?
o3. what was your last thought before going to bed last night?
o4. what are you listening to?
o5. what’s something you’re not looking forward to?
o6. where do you think your best friend is right now?
o7. have you kissed anybody in the last five days?
o8. sex on the first date?
o9. kiss on the first date?
1o. is there one person you want to be with right now?
11. are you seriously happy with where you are in life?
12. is there something you would like to say to someone?
13. what are three things you did today?
14. would you rather sleep at a friend’s or have them over?
15. what is your favorite kind of gum?
16. are you friends with any of your ex boyfriends/ girlfriends?
17. what is on your wrists right now?
18. ever liked someone you thought you didn’t stand a chance with?
19. does anyone have strong feelings for you?
2o. are you slowly drifting away from someone?
21. have you ever wasted your time on someone?
22. can you do the alphabet in sign language?
23. how have you felt today?
24. you receive $60 without any reason, what do you spend it on?
25. what is wrong with you right now?
26. is there anyone you’re really disappointed in?
27. would you rather have starbucks or jamba juice right now?
28. why aren’t you in ‘love’ with your last ex anymore?
29. how late did you stay up last night and why?
3o. when was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
31. what were you doing an hour ago?
32. what are you looking forward to in the next month?
33. are you wearing jeans right now?
34. are you a patient person?
35. do you think you can last in a relationship for three months?
36. favorite color?
37. did you have a dream last night?
38. are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants?
39. if someone could be cuddling you right now, who would you want it to be?
4o. do you love anyone who is not related to you?
41. if someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?
42. do you like meeting new people?
43. are you afraid of falling in love?
44. ever liked someone older than you?
45. has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?
46. have you ever felt like you weren’t good enough?Will you guys ask me some?! I’m BORED!
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